Hello fellow Outdoorswomen,
Our favorite band in the world at any point in history, Sidewalk Dave recently sent us this video because they thought we would relate (as feminists)…
Well, we’ve got news for you, Carl Jensen (IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME), you are NOT Sidewalk Dave’s number one fan. We are! Maybe Carl is right. His beard would definitely get velcroed to Sidewalk Dave’s (awkward)…. luckily, neither of the Tacos have beards. Also, it’s probably safe to say that while he might be “under-evolved,” his closest relative is more likely to be a frog than a monkey. We’ve heard rumors of webbed toes… When we first saw Sidewalk Dave we immediately said in unison “he looks like a Norwegian axe thrower!!” We’re very happy to see a man that looks a lot like Sidewalk Dave throwing an axe. It’s awesome to be validated.
(These guys are a bunch of hosers)
Good news! Sidewalk Dave is coming back soon. They’re playing at The S.H.O.P. in Allston, MA on February 24! We will definitely be there in our favorite rock concert leathers. Yeeeehaw. See if Sidewalk Dave is coming to a city near you: www.sidewalkdave.com
PS- Keep sending in your Valentine’s Day questions! We have answers!
PPS- Here is our Valentine’s hint:
Eternally Sidewalk Dave’s,
The Taco Pals